me: i'll do it at 7PM
time: 7:02PM
me: oops too late gotta wait till 8 now

Any song feat pitbull Singer: *sings*
Pitbull: hey mami dalè mr worldwide (some stuff in Spanish) eeeeeeeeewoooooooo

ahhhh, to have a love like in a walk to remember..

This is one of the best ideas I’ve ever heard.

they should invent

a treadmill

with a laptop built in

and unless you were walking, the internet wouldn’t work

like you had to be walking on it, you can’t just trick it and stand on the sides

i would lose so much weight

and like if you wanted to download something you had to run

and the faster you ran, the faster it downloaded

I’d be the skinniest bitch in this world.